aminaabramovic:

aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall

alienpapacy:
initiating MAXIMUM OVERBIRD

alienpapacy:

initiating MAXIMUM OVERBIRD

(Source: pinatasmashing)

guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]
unclefather:

borlax:

now this is what Im talkin about 

this is a weird cat

unclefather:

borlax:

now this is what Im talkin about 

this is a weird cat

(Source: zoo.org.au)

teenbitch:

how u gon carry a baby for 9 months and name it gary

bublog:

ETERNAL BLISS

bublog:

ETERNAL BLISS